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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Just to Relax

Ø   No : 1

நிறுத்துங்க
சார்.., ஏன் படிச்சிட்டு இருக்கிற பையனை போட்டு இப்படி அடிக்கறீங்க..?

சும்மா
இருங்க சார்.., Exam-க்கு கூட போகாம ஒக்காந்து படிச்சிகிட்டே இருக்கான்..!!!

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Ø   No: 2

உன்
பேரு என்ன..?

"
சௌமியா "

உங்க
வீட்ல உன்னை எப்படி கூப்பிடுவாங்க..?

தூரமா
இருந்தா சத்தமா கூப்பிடுவாங்க., பக்கத்தில இருந்தா மெதுவா கூப்பிடுவாங்க.,

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Ø   No : 3 ( இண்டெர்வியூ.. )

உங்களுக்கு
பிடிச்ச ஊர் எது..?

சுவிஸ்சர்லாந்து
..

எங்கே
Spelling சொல்லுங்க..

ஐயையோ
.. அப்படின்னா " கோவா "

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Ø   No : 4

(
புயல் மழையில் ஒருத்தன் பீட்ஸா வாங்க கடைக்குச் போறான். )

கடைக்காரர்
: சார் உங்களுக்கு கல்யாணம் ஆயிடுச்சா...?

வந்தவர்
: பின்ன.. இந்த புயல் மழைல எங்க அம்மாவா என்னை பீட்ஸா வாங்க அனுப்புவாங்க...!?? அந்த லூசு பொண்டாட்டி தான் அனுப்புனா...

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Ø   No : 5

நடிகர் Vijay : இனிமே நடிக்கிறதை நிறுத்திட்டு மக்களுக்கு பொதுசேவை பண்ணலாம்னு இருக்கேன்..


நிருபர்
: நீங்க நடிக்கிறதை நிறுத்தினாலே அது மக்களுக்கு பண்ற பொதுசேவை தானே சார்..!!

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Ø   No : 6

டாக்டர்
: உங்க கணவருக்கு இப்ப ஓய்வு ரொம்ப முக்கியம்., இந்தாங்க தூக்க மாத்திரை..

மனைவி
: ஒரு நாளைக்கு எத்தனை தடவை கொடுக்கணும் டாக்டர்..

டாக்டர்
: இது அவருக்கில்லை...உங்களுக்கு..

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Ø   No : 7 ( கல்யாண மண்டபம்.. )

"
வாங்க., வாங்க..!! நீங்க மாப்பிள்ளை வீட்டுக்காரரா.? பொண்ணு வீட்டுக்காரரா..? "

"
ம்ம்.. நான் பொண்ணேட பழைய வீட்டுக்காரர்..!!"

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Ø   No: 8

அவர்
: நேத்து உங்க காருக்கு எப்படி Accident ஆச்சு..?

இவர்
: அதோ, அங்கே ஒரு மரம் தெரியுதா..?

அவர்
: தெரியுது...

இவர்
: அது நேத்து எனக்கு தெரியலை..!

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Ø   No : 9 ( கட்சி ஆபீஸ்.. )

தொண்டர்
1 : நம்ம தலைவர் தன்னோட எல்லா சொத்தையும் கட்சிக்கே எழுதி வெச்சிட்டாரு..!

தொண்டர்
2 : சந்தோஷமான விஷயம் தானே..!

தொண்டர்
1 : அட போப்பா.., கட்சியை அவரோட மகனுக்கு எழுதி வெச்சிட்டாரு..!!

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Ø   No : 10 ( Exam ஆரம்பிக்கும் முன்...)

மாணவன்
: டீச்சர் ஒர் Doubt...

டீச்சர்
: Exam ஆரம்பிக்க இன்னும் அரை மணி நேரம்தான் இருக்கு.., இப்ப போயி என்னடா Doubt..?

மாணவன்
: இன்னிக்கு என்ன Exam..?

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No: 11

மகள்
: அப்பா., நான் சாதிக்க விரும்பறேன்..

அப்பா
: Very Good.., பொண்ணுங்க இப்படிதான் இருக்கணும்.., எந்த துறையைல சாதிக்க போற..

மகள்
: ஐயோ அப்பா.., நான் எதிர் வீட்டு பையன் " சாதிக்" - விரும்பறேன்..

 

 

Regards,

Murali  


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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

How does mutual fund NAV affect performance of a fund?





There were two recent comments that prompted me to write this post, and both had to do with mutual fund NAV (Net Asset Value), and how they impact the performance of a fund.

The truth is that mutual fund NAVs have no impact on the performance of a mutual fund, and you should ignore the NAV while making a decision to buy a mutual fund, and it shouldn't figure in your decision process at all.

One reader asked me if the NAV and performance of a fund are inversely related, and I think that question has its roots in listening to people touting benefits of investing in a mutual fund NFO, and getting a mutual fund at a ten rupee NAV.

In reality, there is no relationship between the NAV and performance of a mutual fund. The fund's NAV will have absolutely no bearing on how it's going to perform in the future or how it has performed in the past.

The second comment was about the relationship between a dividend payout and the NAV of a mutual fund, and even that doesn't have any effect on performance.

The NAV of a mutual fund will adjust according to the dividend payment, but that doesn't mean you stand to gain or lose anything based on when you choose to buy the mutual fund.

Let's take an example to understand this. Suppose you want to start up a mutual fund of your own, and give your family members a chance to invest with you.

You go ahead and shoot out an email to all family members who you think are interested in it, and ask them how much money they are going to invest with you.

Being as smart as you are – you get a lot of responses from your family members, and at the end of your subscription period you get the following sums:

  • Rs. 500,000
  • $10,000

At an exchange rate of 45 rupees to a dollar you convert your 10,000 USD and see that you have Rs. 450,000. So, now your total assets under management are Rs. 9,50,000.

You send out a letter to all your subscribers with the information that the fund has collected Rs. 950,000 and you will send them a quarterly report of your progress.

At the end of the 3 months, you see that your investments have grown smartly, and that you have grown the money to 10,45,000.

Most of your subscribers are happy, but the cousin in US who invested in your fund says that he can't really understand if you did good or bad, and needs a simple way to compare your performance with the Dow.

You tell him that the fund made 10% in that quarter, and the Dow gained by 3%, and add that from the next statement onwards you are going to send a percentage gain along with the funds under management as well.

Time goes by, and you forget to wish your uncle on his 50th birthday. He does what any loving uncle would do – withdraw his Rs. 50,000 investment from your fund to teach you a lesson. Ouch.

You are the honest nephew, so you tell your uncle that his original investment grew by 10% in the 3 months you handled it so you hand him over a check of Rs. 55,000.

The market remains stagnant in the next quarter, and the fund doesn't move at all. You shoot an email to your readers telling them that the fund value is now at 9,90,000 and this quarter has been no profit no loss for it.

You get a barrage of emails the next morning from your subscribers who ask you what kind of a scammy outfit you're running since the value came down from 10,45,000 last quarter to 9,90,000 this quarter, and you saw no loss at all?

You are at a loss on what to do, and decide to call up your good friend Loney who tells you that you need to split up the fund into units, and assign a NAV to the fund. Then tell each of your subscribers how many units they own based on their initial investment, and declare the NAV every quarter instead of declaring the total assets under management. The NAV is not impacted by redemption or new investment, and your current subscribers will better understand your fund performance.

Aha – so now you know why you need that blasted NAV in the first place.

Now, the next question is what to base it on.

You decide that you are going to go the extra mile and make it really easy for your US subscribers to compare your fund's performance with the DOW and make one unit of your fund equivalent to one unit of the DOW!

You see that the Dow closed at 12,391.25 on February 18th, and decide that one unit of your fund will also represent that sum.

So you divide the initial investment of Rs. 950,000 with 12,391.25 and arrive at 76.67 units. In this case the NAV of 1 unit of your fund is equal to 12,391.25 at the start, and instead of the earlier 95,000 units you just have 76.67 units in your fund.

You then tell each of your subscribers how many units they own based on how much money they invested with you. When your aunt sees your email about one unit having a NAV of Rs. 12,391.25 she flips out and calls you asking what's this DOW, and why should she care about it.

After listening to your explanation she understands what you're doing but wants you to compare your performance to gold instead of DOW because everyone "knows" gold is the next big thing, and you should at least better that.

You try to reason with her, but when she threatens to complain to your mom you go back home, and see that one gram of gold is about Rs. 2,000, so based on that you say that one unit of your mutual fund will be Rs. 2,000 as well, and the total units will now be 450 instead of the earlier 76.67 based on the initial corpus with you.

You draft the email informing subscribers of this change, but before hitting the send button decide to take a second opinion from your brother in Delhi.

When you call him up and tell him about the Rs. 2,000 NAV – he is livid. He hadn't read your earlier email, and it's good that he hadn't because the only reason he invested in your mutual fund was to get a 10 rupee NAV!

What's the point of investing with you if you give him such an expensive NAV? He demands you to give him a 10 rupee NAV immediately.

You are at the verge of going insane now, and call me up to ask me what you should do. Unfortunately I'm too busy sending people their infrastructure bond statements and doing the needful so I ask you to call up my buddy Shiv who is an adviser.

Shiv tells you to take it easy and keep the NAV at Rs. 10 and placate everyone. It doesn't matter what the NAV is anyway, it's just a number you pull out from a hat. This way at least everyone will be happy.

You take this sound advice, and shoot out an email the next day saying that the initial NAV was Rs. 10, and that the fund had 90,000 units, and tell everyone their units individually as well.

You wait for angry emails, but no one replies – no news is good news you decide, and smile for the first time wondering how easy it is to pull out any NAV from your hat, and get everyone all riled up for nothing.

You can make up any NAV you want at the start of the fund, it doesn't matter if it's 10 or 10,000, so ignore NAVs while making your investing decision.






Source: Onemint

--
Yours
Murali........

Monday, February 21, 2011

L&T Infrastructure Bonds Open from 7th Feb to 7th March 2011





L&T has come up with the second tranche of their infrastructure bonds, and this will be open from the 7th Feb 2011 to the 7th March 2011.

The bonds are issued under section 80CCF so they will get you an additional tax relief in the form of reduction of taxable salary outside of what you get under Section 80C.

L&T Infra bonds have been rated CARE AA+ by CARE which denotes low credit risk. The bonds can be purchased in the physical or Demat form, and the minimum investment needed in the bond is Rs. 5,000.

There are two series on offer by L&T and the maturity period of both the series is 10 years. However, there is a buyback option that can be exercised by you at the end of either 5 or 7 years.

Here are some details about this issue.

L&T Infrastructure Bonds

L&T Infrastructure Bonds

As you can see above the series which pays annual interest rate has a slightly lower interest payment at 8.20% when compared with the series that pays out cumulative interest. Personally, in the high interest scenario we are in I'd go for the slightly lower interest rate for getting an annual payout, but that's just my preference.

You can invest in these bonds through your trading accounts like ICICI Direct, through financial advisers, or you could do it directly by filling out a form, and submitting it in one of the collection centers.


IIFCL Infrastructure Bonds Issue


IIFCL is also offering infrastructure bonds under section 80CCF, and their issue started on the 4th February and will close on the 4th of March.

IIFCL Infrastructure bonds have a face value of Rs. 1,000 and the minimum investment needed in them is Rs. 5,000. The bonds can be issued in both physical and Demat format, and the issue has been rated AAA / Stable by CRISIL and CARE AAA by CARE, which indicates their highest safety rating.

These are secured bonds, and have a lock in period of 5 years after which they will be listed on the BSE.

No TDS will be deducted on bonds on Demat form, and for the bonds in paper form no TDS will be deducted if the interest is less than Rs. 2,500.

Here are some details of the IIFCL Infrastructure bonds.

IIFCL Infrastructure Bonds

IIFCL Infrastructure Bonds

As you can see from the above table there are 4 series, and every series has the buyback option on it as well. The buyback means that even though the maturity period of the bond may be 10 or 15 years, you can get your principal back earlier than that.

In series 1 and 2 – you can ask the company to buyback these bonds after 5 years whereas if you opt for series 3 or 4  – you can ask the company to buyback the bonds after 7 years.

Since the main benefit of these 80CCF bonds is tax saving, I'm of the opinion that the series with the shorter tenure makes more sense, but this is ultimately your decision and you have to see what makes most sense for your finances.

One more thing I'd like to emphasize is that these 80CCF bonds are all under the cumulative limit of Rs. 20,000. If you have already invested in some other infrastructure bond then there is no point in investing in this again since you won't get the additional tax saving.





source: OneMint


--
Yours
Murali........

Saturday, February 19, 2011

What is the difference between debt and equity products?






This time we're going to take a look at the difference between debt and equity products, and some examples of both.

Difference between Debt and Equity Products

Difference between Debt and Equity Products

What is equity?

Equity refers to part ownership in a company, and in the Indian context – equity and shares are used inter-changeably.

So, if OneMint were a company that had 100 shares in the market, and if you bought 1 share of OneMint – you would be the owner of 1% of OneMint.

If OneMint was valued at 1 lakh rupees today, then your share would be worth Rs. 1,000.

If 5 years from now – OneMint were valued at Rs. 10 lacs then your share would be worth Rs. 10,000.

If however, the company went bankrupt then your share would be worth nothing. Equity products are generally considered to be high risk – high return products for this reason.

Examples of equity products:

Shares: Shares trading on the stock exchange are the most direct examples of equity products.

Equity Mutual Funds: Mutual funds that own shares are another example of equity products. ELSS mutual funds that are eligible for 80C tax savings are a popular example of equity mutual funds.

Equity based ETFs: ETFs that are based on shares like Nifty Index Funds are also an example of equity products.

What is debt?

Debt is loan, and carries a fixed rate of interest, and a promise to repay. Debt is generally safer than equity, and there is generally no upside in it. You get paid the promised interest, and as long as the company (or country) is not bankrupt – you're safe.

For example – OneMint could issue debt of Rs. 1 lac at an interest rate of 15% per annum, and as long as OneMint is not bankrupt – you can expect your interest repayment, and also the repayment of your principal.

If OneMint goes bankrupt, then first the shareholders are wiped out, which means that your shares in OneMint are worth nothing now, and then the debt is paid off according to the hierarchy of creditors.

A secured debt is debt that is secured against a collateral like a building, land, machinery etc. and they have a higher repayment priority than an unsecured debt, which is not secured against any collateral.

Examples of debt products:

Fixed Deposits with banks are the prime example of debt products. They are extremely safe investments, which have a pre-determined interest rate. The stock of SBI may have wild swings but your fixed deposit with SBI is safe, and won't be affected till something really serious happens.

Infrastructure bonds that have recently been launched are another type of debt product as they pay you a fixed interest rate, and the principal is protected as well. They are not as safe as bank fixed deposits, but if any infrastructure company defaults on their debt – that would be an exception rather than the norm.

FMPs – These are a special type of mutual funds that have become popular in the past few years, and work like fixed deposits (though not as safe as them). They have become popular due to favorable tax treatment when compared with a fixed deposit,  so people don't mind taking the little bit of extra risk.

POMIS: Post Office schemes are also debt schemes as they pay a fixed interest, and are also guaranteed. These are very safe instruments.

Provident Funds: This is also a debt product, which is quite safe and pays a fixed rate of interest.

These are some of the key things that come to my mind when explaining the difference between a debt and an equity product – feel free to add anything that I have missed, and as always – comments are welcome.





Source: OneMint


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Yours
Murali........

Thursday, February 17, 2011

SBI Retail Bonds at 9.95% for 15 years and 9.75% for 10 years






This time we're going to cover the recently announced SBI retail bonds, and if last time was any indication these will become hot as hell when they open for subscription.

SBI Retail Bonds

SBI Retail Bonds

SBI Retail Bonds: Open and Close Date

I think only the open date is important in this issue because last time around the issue got over-subscribed the first day itself, and it's quite likely that it gets over-subscribed this time again.

The open date for Tranche 1 is February 21, 2011 and close date is February 28 2011.

If you decide to buy these bonds, then I'd highly recommend doing so on February 21st itself. If you're not able to buy them on February 21st then make sure to check how much they have been over-subscribed by since these SBI bonds are on first come first serve basis, and there might be no point in applying for them after the 21st.

Interest Rate on the SBI Retail Bonds

For retail investors these bonds will pay out 9.75% for the 10 years series, and 9.95% for the 15 years series.

10 years 15 years
9.75% 9.95%

There are banks that give you 10% for fixed deposits, but none of them allow you to lock in to that rate for this long a period. In that sense – these SBI bonds are offering quite a good deal compared to whatever is available at present.

I say at present because that's important. When SBI came out with their retail bond issue last time around – there was a huge demand for that and it was a pretty sweet deal too. But, that was at a lower rate than the current offering, so you don't know how interest rates are going to look like 5 years from now or 10 years from now.

Your money does get locked in with the SBI bonds since this is not like a fixed deposit that you can break at your will. If you go for the 10 years tenure then it will be redeemed at the end of 10 years.

SBI has the option of redeeming them at the end of 5 years and 10 years as well (more on that later), but they will only do so if the interest rates are lower at that point in time, so in that sense – keep in mind that you are committing to the redemption time period.

SBI Bonds will list on the stock exchange

These bonds are going to list on the stock exchange so you will have the option to sell them in the secondary market even if you can't redeem them.

Keep in mind though that bond prices move about in the secondary market, so this is not the same as redemption because the prices will depend on the demand and supply plus the interest rates at that time.

Minimum and Maximum Application

The face value of one bond is Rs. 10,000 and that's the minimum investment for the retail investor. The maximum application amount for the retail investor is Rs. 500,000.

Compulsorily in Dematerialized form

These bonds will not be issued in physical form, so you will need a demat account in order to apply for these bonds. Since this is a short point I'll add that for the 3 of you who care these are unsecured bonds, but are rated AAA by CRISIL.

Can I get loans against these SBI Retail bonds?

No, you won't be able to pledge these bonds like fixed deposits, and get loans against them. Similarly, you can't break them before time like I said earlier.

Can NRIs apply for these bonds?

No, NRIs are not allowed to apply for these bonds.

When will the bonds start trading in the stock exchange?

You won't have to wait for a long time for the SBI bonds to start trading on the stock exchange. If last time was any indication then the trading will start in less than a month of allotment.

What kind of listing gains can I expect?

I wish I knew because then I could make money without doing any real work, but alas that's not to be. I'm sure there is going to be a lot of speculation around this, and the only input I can provide is that last time around the SBI retail bonds listed at a 5% premium.

Can I apply for the SBI bonds online?

No, there's no option of applying for these bonds online – you have to necessarily apply using the physical form.

Is the interest from these bonds tax free?

I've had at least a couple of questions last time on this, and I think somehow the fact that the bonds are listed makes some people think that the interest is tax free or that there is no capital gains tax on it. This however, is not true – the interest is taxable, and if you make any capital gains selling the bonds then that's liable to tax as well.

Where can I buy the SBI bonds from?

You can get the application form in a bank branch, and then fill it and submit it there. Someone told me last time that it helped to go to the bank before hand and get the forms and fill it because of the rush later on. I don't know how true this will be for everyone, but sounds like a good idea.

What does the call option mean?

There is a call option with this bond which means that for the bond with 10 years tenure SBI has the option to redeem it after 5 years if they want to, and for the bonds with a 15 year tenure SBI has an option of redeeming it in 10 years if they want to.

Remember, this is their option – not yours. They will exercise it if they see it fit, but you can't ask for buyback after 5 years if you want. In that sense this is different from the infrastructure bonds, which are the other bonds currently selling in the market.

I've tried to answer all questions I could think of, and have kept the post as simple as possible. Please feel free to ask any question that I have left out, and I'll try to answer them, and of course there are a lot of other smart readers who answer questions these days, so you may not even need me.







--
Yours
Murali........

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

14th Feb 2011: Do not buy Petrol.



 
Dear Friends!

Petrol in Pakistan Rs17 per litre.
Malaysia Rs 18 per litre.
In India it's Rs.65per litre.

Why is there a difference within India itself? World Market CRUDE Oil is not
the reason for this. It's all Gain for private owners? As we are the
general public, or Common Man as R.K.Laxman wud hv said, we have to
raise our voice, let's raise thru Emails.

Forward this to all Indians who care.

IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF
PETROL FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD
CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES.

AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS
OVER 4.6 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL
COMPANIES.

THEREFORE "
Feb.14 th" HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED

"STICK IT UP THEIR BEHIND "
DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD
NOT BUY A SINGLE DROP OF PETROL THAT DAY.

THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS
MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD
OUT. WAITING ON THE GOVERNMENT TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL
IN PRICES THAT THE ARAB NATIONS PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO?

REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF PETROL GOING UP BUT
AT THE SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES,
TRUCKING COMPANIES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH AFFECTS
PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING,
BUILDING SUPPLIES MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC. WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE
DO!


WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE
DAY, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE
WORD. FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. MARK YOUR
CALENDARS AND MAKE* *
*Feb.*  14 th


A DAY THAT THE CITIZENS SAY
"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"


We forward so many junk email to many of our friends, now let us do
it for some useful cause to cut down the price of the petrol .. ....

REMEMBER :  *Feb * 14 th


Coming together is a beginning.
Keeping together is progress.
Working together is success.


 

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